Let's delve deeper into this absurdity, shall we? Apparently, even terms as commonplace as "environmentally friendly" and "locally grown" are about as clear as mud to the majority. I can't help but imagine them scratching their heads in confusion, wondering if "locally grown" refers to vegetables that speak with an accent. I simply can’t get my tiny head perched on top of my super-long neck around this.

And what about government policies? Oh, those poor, misguided souls! Despite the valiant efforts to banish single-use plastics from their midst, less than half of them can wrap their minds around what constitutes these villainous items. It's like they're living in a plastic bubble, completely unaware of the havoc it wreaks on our beloved planet.